1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:29,173 Hello, Qwerty Films. 3 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,508 Morgan Banner for Michael Kuhn. 4 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,743 Push the door. 5 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,779 That works. Good. 6 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,547 Oh, great. It's dark. 7 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,507 There's no lights here, so careful. 8 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,420 What is this story anyway? 9 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,622 Michael wouldn't tell me who these people are, 10 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,525 what their story is, so I don't know. 11 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,160 What do you mean, they're not here? 12 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,496 They're around the corner having a coffee. 13 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,031 They'll be up in a minute. What are you talking about? 14 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,101 I've traveled 4000 miles for this meeting. 15 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,502 I know. 16 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:02,172 I know, but they won't come up unless I phone them... 17 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:04,665 and tell them that you've signed this. 18 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,278 It's a confidentiality agreement. 19 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,579 Jesus Christ. 20 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,381 I... I've had enough of this bullshit. 21 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,417 No, Morgan. Morgan, wait. Michael, 22 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,253 what do you think I do? 23 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,146 Just action. Just... 24 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,625 I make documentaries. 25 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:24,027 They put them in cinemas all over the world 26 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:25,929 for millions of people 27 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,063 to watch them. 28 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,932 I don't make confidential films. 29 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,200 I realize that. 30 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,901 But this... 31 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,227 This thing... 32 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:34,871 This thing 33 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,140 these people have done, 34 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,208 the thing that I want you to hear... 35 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:40,444 well, they've kept it secret for 10 years. 36 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,747 They're still not sure how many laws they broke doing it. 37 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:47,851 And they simply want to know that if you're not interested, 38 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:51,579 you won't tell their story to anyone else. 39 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,593 This had better be so good. 40 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,881 Ray, are you all right? 41 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,541 If you don't mind, I'll do all the talking, yeah? 42 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,453 You can't stop exaggerating. 43 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,589 What are you talking about? 44 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,815 You gotta relax a bit more. 45 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,093 Look, careful. 46 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,327 Hi. 47 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,462 You all right? 48 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:45,742 Uh, my name's 49 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,143 Ray Santilli. 50 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,812 This is my friend, Gary Shoefield. 51 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:49,946 All right? 52 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,882 You've probably never heard 53 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,284 of us though, have you? 54 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,520 Um, 55 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:59,623 why don't you type Ray's name into Google 56 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:02,216 and see what happens? Yeah. 57 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,386 Ah, come on. 58 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,773 S-A-N-T-I... 59 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,542 Double L, I. 60 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,567 Yeah. 61 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,372 How many hits? 62 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,288 Three million, nine hundred eighty-two thousand... 63 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,522 Four hundred. 64 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,658 And seven. Seven. 65 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,517 Yeah. 66 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,795 Mmm. 67 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,464 Bet you wanna hear their story now. 68 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,153 Gary, how are you doing? 69 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,889 How do you think I'm doing? You took my car. 70 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,292 Calm down, Gary, we discussed this. 71 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,660 Yes, Ray. 72 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,262 We discussed it, and I said no. 73 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,065 Gary, please, it's only for one day. 74 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,367 Look... 75 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:53,527 whatever you do, don't eat in the car. 76 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,005 Okay, mate. 77 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,541 Hey, thanks, Gary. 78 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:58,542 And, mate, 79 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,878 I appreciate this. 80 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,571 Ray... 81 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,058 If you suspect... 82 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,760 You up yet, Nan? 83 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,928 ...an illegal or pirated video, please call the number... 84 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,531 I'm putting the new Woody Harrelson on the telly. 85 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,033 It's called Natural Born Killers. 86 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,869 I think you'll like it. 87 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:26,970 Just, uh... 88 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,439 Just don't stop it once it's started, will you? 89 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,441 I'm taping it for a couple of friends. 90 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,367 All right, sweetheart. 91 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,514 Where are you going? 92 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:38,782 I thought you wanted to watch the film. 93 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:41,184 Uh, maybe later, uh, when I get back. 94 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,052 Back from where? 95 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,912 My date. 96 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,457 Your date? 97 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:51,027 His name's Maurice. I met him at bingo. 98 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,562 Well, where's he taking you? 99 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,464 Margate, for the day. 100 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,265 Oh, I cannot wait. 101 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:00,003 I haven't been on a date 102 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,304 in 47 years. 103 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,007 Now, just hold on. 104 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,576 I don't know anything about this Maurice character. 105 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,212 And if you've just met him, you don't either. 106 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,948 I don't like this, Nan. I don't like this one little bit. 107 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:17,678 Ah. 108 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,356 Oh, hello. 109 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,225 Maurice. 110 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,984 Right. 111 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:27,931 This is a first date, yes? 112 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:30,600 No funny business. 113 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:31,801 I'm not sure I underst... 114 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,637 And I want her back here by 4:00, 115 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:37,206 or there'll be trouble. Raymond, go, please. 116 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,176 Do we understand each other? 117 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,978 Four o'clock. 118 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,537 I'll be waiting. 119 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,190 Guess what I got? 120 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,525 You get them Babe tapes? 121 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,851 Yeah. Plus three GoldenEye. 122 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:10,874 Come on, now. I've got cushions. 123 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,542 I've got... I've got pillows. 124 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,544 I've got T-shirts, all featuring the king. 125 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,812 What about you, my darling? 126 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,280 All these... All the way from Vegas. 127 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,015 All... Oh... 128 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,685 So you say this is a genuine Toy Story video? 129 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,720 Yes. I've got friends in the business, all right? 130 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:24,754 They look after me. 131 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,090 You got friends in Hollywood? 132 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:30,059 Yeah. Me and Mr. Potato Head are like this: 133 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,562 That's me on top there, look. All right? 134 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,964 I got something for you. Here we go, my friend. 135 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:38,568 Timecop, special edition. Van Damme has never been better. 136 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:41,170 I don't want one of your stolen videos, 137 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,295 thank you very much. 138 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,173 They're copied, yeah? 139 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,309 With great care and attention by me, 140 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,811 so you'll have no problem, all right? 141 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,879 Well, that's where you're right, Mr. Santilli. 142 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,682 Islington Council trading standards officer. 143 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,450 And it's you that's got the problem. 144 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,852 Oi! 145 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,253 Arrest him. 146 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,599 Come here. 147 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,608 I told you on the phone, I can't help you. 148 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,743 But you're my lawyer. 149 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,277 I'm not your lawyer. 150 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,880 I'm not anyone's lawyer because I'm not a lawyer, 151 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:24,849 Ray. 152 00:08:24,873 --> 00:08:26,850 I'm a clerk in a Legal Department. 153 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:29,452 But they've impounded all my stock. 154 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,254 I have to get it back. 155 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,589 This month's sales are paying 156 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,023 for my trip to America, Gary. 157 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,760 A buying trip that's gonna transform my whole business. 158 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,986 I'm sorry. Please go now. 159 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,203 All right. 160 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,574 Help me out of this, 161 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,808 and I'll cut you in as well. 162 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,743 You're sitting on my receipts. 163 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,411 I want you to leave. 164 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,913 What are you talking about? 165 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,648 You can't wanna be a legal clerk 166 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,016 for the rest of your life. 167 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,875 Gary, a word in your ear, please. 168 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,780 I'm not going to be. 169 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,194 Come on. Chop-chop. 170 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,753 Come in. Have a seat. 171 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,833 I wanted to have a word with you, Gary. 172 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,035 Because there's gonna be an opportunity opening up 173 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,204 for a bright young individual that the firm 174 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,272 is willing to send back to college 175 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,674 to get their law degree 176 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:27,677 and then put on a fast track to top management. 177 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,878 I had heard some rumors. 178 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,581 Well, because of your experience, 179 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,216 because of your knowledge of this company 180 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,984 and the people working in this company, 181 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,611 Mm-hm. we wanted to ask you... 182 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,657 Really? 183 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,416 Who you'd choose, Marcus or Rachel? 184 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,664 It's not easy, is it? 185 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:51,067 Who would you be more comfortable calling boss? 186 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,703 - Yes, sir, that's three portions. - Okay. 187 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,239 - That's right. - You all right, mate? 188 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,407 Best thing that ever happened to you, Gary. 189 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,843 That's it. 190 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,845 Well, now you know you've got no future there. 191 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:02,879 Tell 'em to shove it. 192 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,213 Here you go, lads. Thanks. 193 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,381 Look, think about it. 194 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,717 How are you ever gonna date a Page 3 girl 195 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,853 or drive a Pontiac GTO 196 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,755 working as a lawyer for a biscuit firm? 197 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:12,989 I don't care what you say. 198 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,282 I'm not going to America with you. 199 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,152 Aren't you tired of playing it safe yet? 200 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,331 I mean, take a risk. 201 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,224 Bet on yourself. 202 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,661 Bet on myself? 203 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,763 Yeah. 204 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,211 Maybe you're right. 205 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,704 Of course, I'm right. 206 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,182 Why do I need them? 207 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,217 Exactly. 208 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,218 I could pay for myself 209 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,677 to go to law school. 210 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,223 What? 211 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,159 Apply for a place myself, pay the fees myself. 212 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,995 You mean, after we get back from America. 213 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,329 I'm not going to America. 214 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,064 Yeah, but you haven't got any money. 215 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:58,434 Ah, but I will have though, when I sell my car. 216 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,270 Do you have any idea what a mint condition, 217 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:05,398 perfectly restored 1974 Ford Capri goes for these days? 218 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,312 Ray, 219 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,771 where's my car? 220 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,789 I can sell Elvis stuff standing on my head. 221 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,090 Authentic memorabilia, 222 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,283 that's the business we're going into. 223 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,654 You can't still be huffy about the car. 224 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,165 Why not? 225 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,567 But look what you've got in its place, though. Hm? 226 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,870 A stake in your own business. 227 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,640 And this time, we're going right to the top. 228 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:38,708 Don't want your sag aloo? 229 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,709 Nope. 230 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,401 Wicked. Cheers. 231 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,295 The plan was perfect. 232 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,966 Elvis had given a concert in Cleveland in 1954. 233 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,101 So we stuck an ad in the local paper, 234 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,370 saying that we were gonna be in town for a few days 235 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:11,107 and we'd pay cash to anybody who had any old photos 236 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:14,043 or better still, film footage of the king himself 237 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,412 performing there 40 years before. 238 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,448 Then the idea was we'd bring it all home, 239 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,683 sell it for a fortune. 240 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,518 Well, that was the idea. 241 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,587 Gary. Gary. 242 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,279 You've got to come see this. 243 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,465 This is Harvey. 244 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,733 Hello. 245 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,468 Look. Look at that. 246 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:44,107 It's the king performing here 41 years ago. 247 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,441 And... 248 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,910 it's uncopyrighted. 249 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:52,272 So you think you might be interested? 250 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,284 Uh... maybe. 251 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,685 Maybe. 252 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,155 Condition's not great. Mmm. 253 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,858 Oh, and there's no sound... No sound. 254 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,426 ...which is a problem. It's a problem. 255 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,929 I'll tell you what, why don't we forget the whole thing? 256 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,534 Why don't you go next door and get yourself some more punch 257 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,570 while I discuss this with my business partner? 258 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:15,771 Fine. 259 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,064 Fine. 260 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,414 Oh... Will it be expensive? 261 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,783 No. I've got him in the palm of my hand. 262 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,026 Ooh-ooh. 263 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,328 Jesus! You scared the life out of me. 264 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,108 Hang on a minute. 265 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,077 If you've come back about the film, 266 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,644 well, I'm sorry, you're too late. 267 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,072 A deal's a deal, you know. I'm fine with the deal. 268 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:05,088 I have another piece of film I think 269 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,090 that you'll be interested in. 270 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,191 Well, what is it? 271 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,426 I don't have it with me. 272 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:15,022 But you've really got to see it to understand. 273 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,819 Did you just see that? 274 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,221 What? 275 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,924 There's a shooting star just there, right above us. 276 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,858 Yeah. Well, it's gone now. 277 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,084 Yeah. 278 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,931 Yeah. 279 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:51,234 There are things up there so beautiful, 280 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:54,103 sometimes I've cried... 281 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,372 just thinking about them. 282 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,506 Hmm. 283 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,008 Beautiful... 284 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,677 and terrible. 285 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,735 Both. 286 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,274 Well, it's gonna be a wild ride for you, Raymond. 287 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,611 A wild, wild ride. 288 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,629 After you. 289 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,148 This is it. 290 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,938 I was a combat photographer 291 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,808 for the United States Air Corps. 292 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:09,278 One night in 1947, 293 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,847 I was pulled out of bed 294 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:15,151 and flown for five hours to an air base 295 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,210 that I'd never heard of. 296 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,983 Where I was ordered to... film this. 297 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,227 All right, all right. Just a minute. Just a minute. 298 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,496 Can you say that again? 299 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,899 The film showed the autopsy 300 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,293 of an alien being. 301 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,612 It was carried out at Roswell Air Base, New Mexico, 302 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,348 in July, 1947. 303 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,617 And you saw the footage? 304 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,818 Mm. What did you think? 305 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,353 Well, I didn't see it, you see. 306 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,522 'Cause like I said, I'd had the early night, 307 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,924 so I didn't go with him to... To Florida. 308 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,893 You had jet lag. Didn't you have jet lag? 309 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,096 No, I think I drank too much punch, to be honest. 310 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,821 It was drunk punch. 311 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,834 Do you have any idea what it would mean 312 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,469 if this was actually true? 313 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,771 If you'd actually found documented proof 314 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,174 that man wasn't alone in the universe? 315 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,009 It would be the most important discovery 316 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,044 in the history of mankind. 317 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,946 It would change everything forever. 318 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,215 And you're telling me, 319 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,716 out of all the people on the planet, 320 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,609 you're the one who's been blessed with this discovery? 321 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,811 Isn't it brilliant? 322 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,692 Oh, I can't deal with this. 323 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,961 I can't deal with another one of your fantastic lies. 324 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,130 But it's not a lie. 325 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,532 Look, just sell your imaginary film 326 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,334 and the rest of this bloody tat. 327 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,535 Give me my money back. 328 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,969 We'll never have to talk about it again. 329 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:17,340 I can't. Harvey wants $30,000 for the film. 330 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,175 Where am I gonna get $30,000 from? 331 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,609 I don't know and I don't care. 332 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,978 I need an investor, Gary, to put up the money. 333 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,147 You have to help me. 334 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,348 If you ask me, 335 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,949 it wasn't an investor he needed, 336 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,752 it was a nutcase who already believed this UFO nonsense. 337 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,953 And fortunately, 338 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,321 just the right nutcase 339 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,681 happened to share Gary's passion for cars. 340 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,763 Laszlo Voros. 341 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,499 This guy who is some kind of banker, 342 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,201 or investor or something? 343 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,969 No. 344 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,305 No, no, he was a psycho Hungarian art dealer 345 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,040 who had a booming coke business on the side. 346 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,244 He lived with his Jamaican boyfriend-cum-bodyguard 347 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,569 in Belgravia. 348 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,649 I'd met him at a car show in Birmingham 349 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,085 'cause we're both obsessed with Detroit muscle cars 350 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,520 of the 1970s. 351 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:08,357 And frankly, he scared the shit out of me. 352 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,092 But Ray was desperate, 353 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:13,196 and Voros was a big fan of crop circles. 354 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,434 So Gary made the call. 355 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,906 Me? 356 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,558 Um, hi. Are you, uh...? 357 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,759 Get in. 358 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,352 Okay. 359 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,098 This had better be good, Mr. Santilli. 360 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,122 Uh... 361 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,838 Is that someone in the boot? 362 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,665 Just concentrate on telling me about this film. 363 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,282 Well, it's the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen. 364 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,316 Unbelievable. 365 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,509 There I was in... 366 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,189 There it is, in front of me, up on the screen, 367 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,092 proof that there is life on other planets. 368 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,995 And all I need is 30 grand. 369 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:23,256 Hmm. Why don't we get some air? 370 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:50,693 You know what I like about the heavens, Mr. Santilli? 371 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,827 No. 372 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,996 All that beauty. 373 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,130 You know what it is? 374 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,432 No. 375 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,502 Just the remnants of a massive explosion. 376 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,570 Violence is everywhere, you see. 377 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,506 And I'm something of a connoisseur 378 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,173 when it comes to violence. 379 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,911 So let me ask you a question. 380 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,847 Are you lying to me about what's on this film? 381 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,182 No. No, no. 382 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:18,521 I swear to you, everything I've told you is absolutely true. 383 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,325 I like you, Ray. 384 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,061 I really do. 385 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,433 You'll have the money tomorrow in the morning. 386 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,682 I'm... I'm... I'm in pieces by this point. 387 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,117 I mean, I'm the most scared I have ever been in my life. 388 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,285 But you got the money though. 389 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,520 Yeah, but don't underestimate 390 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,955 how scary it was. Oh, I'm not. 391 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,890 You know, it was a really scary moment. 392 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,025 Yeah, but you got the money. That's what I'm saying. 393 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,227 All right. But don't underestimate how... 394 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,530 - Hang on. - Hang on a minute. 395 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,731 You got the money and... 396 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,700 We got the money, yeah. 397 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,402 It's all there? It's all there. 398 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,760 It better be. 399 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:12,441 Now, whatever happens, I don't want anybody knowing it was me 400 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,876 who gave you this. 401 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,712 I'm not signing anything, I'm not banking this money, 402 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,581 and there's nobody still alive 403 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:22,017 that knows that I've got this film. 404 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,887 And I want it kept that way. 405 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,355 That was it. I got it. 406 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:27,890 As far as I was concerned, 407 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,826 I'd just pulled off the deal of the century. 408 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,854 If this is the most secret film in history, 409 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,333 why did the cameraman end up with it? 410 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,169 I don't get that part. 411 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,328 By mistake. 412 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:46,842 There are eight prints made of the film. 413 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,744 Four of them and the original negative 414 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,979 were sent to Washington. 415 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:55,751 Three more were sent to Air Force Intelligence in Utah. 416 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,721 And the final print goes back with Harvey to Florida, 417 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,614 where he's told it's gonna be picked up. 418 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:06,995 A week later, the whole world of military intelligence 419 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,964 is completely turned on its head. 420 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,799 The Air Force splits from the Army, right? 421 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,001 That's when that happened. Yeah. 422 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:16,171 The OSS is broken up and restructured into the CIA. 423 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:19,999 None of the cameraman's contact numbers work anymore. 424 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:24,379 A year later, the film in Florida 425 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,649 still hadn't been picked up. 426 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,383 So he hung on to it, 427 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:32,455 thinking that someday somebody would just come and get it. 428 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,514 But no one ever did. 429 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,794 Right. Okay. 430 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,196 Take a seat, Jasmine. All right. Here we go. 431 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,667 Now, I'm sure you've all heard something about the film 432 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:48,537 that I've just brought back from Florida. 433 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,639 And I'm sure a lot of you think 434 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:54,409 it's just old Ray up to his old tricks as usual. 435 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,679 Uh... 436 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:59,482 Preston, get the curtains. Run the film. 437 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:00,707 Run it, right. 438 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,285 It's a good buildup, mate. 439 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,011 Ready? 440 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,115 Here we go. 441 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:15,655 Nine, eight, seven, six... Five, four, three... 442 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,769 Just coming. It's coming. It's gonna take a minute. 443 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,229 It'll take a minute. It's coming. 444 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:35,975 Is that it? 445 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,823 Hang on. What...? What's happened to it? 446 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:43,191 - This is fine. - The projector's working fine. 447 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,561 It's the film, I think. 448 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,329 No, that's not right. 449 00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:50,533 I told you this would be a laugh. 450 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:54,402 No. That's not what I saw. That's not. 451 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,905 I saw military, American military 452 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,542 bringing a body off the back of a truck. 453 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:03,411 This body was an alien. It was an alien. 454 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:04,980 The alien is lying there. 455 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,282 It's just lying there, and then they start cutting it open 456 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,450 and pulling out all its guts. 457 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:09,952 You can see its guts come out. 458 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,187 You can see President Truman looking in the viewing glass. 459 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,623 Excuse me. Could you tell me where the Rank Film Lab is? 460 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:15,691 Down there, on your left. 461 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,626 On the left. Thank you. 462 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,394 You don't believe me, do you? 463 00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:20,763 It doesn't matter what I believe. 464 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,531 Yeah, well, it matters to me. 465 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:28,837 I really appreciate this, Aunt P. 466 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,939 Jeffrey! 467 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,700 My nephew's got a problem with some film. 468 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,802 Oh. 469 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,515 Walk this way. 470 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,484 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. 471 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,920 Ah, look at that there... 472 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:48,681 1940s Kodak safety stock. 473 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,796 You know what the worst thing you can do 474 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,788 to a film like this is? 475 00:25:57,023 --> 00:26:00,035 Keep it in sealed containers in a high-temperature, 476 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:05,340 high-humidity environment for any length of time. 477 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:09,477 Well, it's been kept in that can in a garage in Miami. 478 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,237 For 50 years. 479 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:14,807 There's your problem. 480 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,179 Smell that. 481 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,014 Oh... 482 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:30,165 Huh? Oh, sort of... vinegary. 483 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:33,501 Yeah, that's the film eating itself. Oh, yeah. 484 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,370 From the moment that can was opened, 485 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,906 the process will have started. 486 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,243 I mean, we'll do what we can, but don't hold your breath. 487 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:44,212 The chances of rescuing anything from this film 488 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:47,306 are virtually nonexistent. 489 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:53,889 It was gone. 490 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,190 It was gone. 491 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,559 Meanwhile, I've got Laszlo Voros on the phone. 492 00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,594 "Where's my film? Where's my film? 493 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,463 Where is my film?" All the time ringing. 494 00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:03,165 He keeps going on and on at me. 495 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,892 This is a guy who's had a revolver at my head. 496 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,271 He's gonna kill me, Gary. What am I gonna tell him? 497 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,406 The truth. I don't see you've got any other choice. 498 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,909 Oh, really? Really? And how does that go? 499 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,343 "Hey, Laszlo, guess what? 500 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:17,813 "I've spent $30,000 of your money on a film 501 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:21,974 that was fine when I saw it, but now it's eating itself." 502 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,985 Yes. 503 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,721 Oh. 504 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,989 Hello, Raymond. 505 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:04,359 Don't you "Oh, hello, Raymond" me. 506 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:05,460 What's going on here? 507 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:06,729 Nothing. Nothing. 508 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,831 I was just... 509 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,198 Just leaving. 510 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:15,871 What happens with my nan in my house is my business, 511 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:18,807 whether you like it or not. 512 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:21,143 I th... I thought it was your nan's house. 513 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,979 That's beside the point. How old are you anyway? 514 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:25,914 A hundred and two. 515 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,250 Have you got a job or a pension? 516 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:29,885 I mean, how do you support yourself? 517 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,486 I run my own business. 518 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:34,356 Really? Doing what exactly? 519 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,924 I make those. 520 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:38,761 My family's been making 'em for generations. 521 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:41,463 Harvey Nicks, Harrods, Selfridges. 522 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:44,366 I don't think there's a shape or size or shop in London 523 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,034 we haven't supplied at some point 524 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,037 in the last 150 years. 525 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,974 It's the most perfect idea. 526 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:55,001 Last night, the answer suddenly came to me. 527 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,971 Maurice can make us an alien. 528 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:04,276 Then I can film it. 529 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:05,854 Film it? 530 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,689 I know what I saw, Gary. 531 00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:09,191 All we gotta do is copy it. 532 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,059 You can't even take a photograph 533 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,862 of your nan sitting on the sofa without cropping her head off. 534 00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:17,265 How are you going to shoot an entire alien autopsy? 535 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:18,266 Not me. 536 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,525 Melik. 537 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,204 Melik runs a kebab shop. 538 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:23,505 During the week. 539 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,808 At weekends he shoots wedding videos. 540 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:32,047 Preston can bring us some meat offcuts 541 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:33,615 to be the internal organs. 542 00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:36,952 And Edgar does up corpses for open-casket funerals. 543 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:38,420 Yeah. He can do makeup. 544 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,755 And Jasmine's dad, he's in the antiques trade. 545 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,257 She can source the props. 546 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,525 Hold on, hold on. 547 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,385 Where are you gonna shoot this Oscar-winning production? 548 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:53,268 You said your sister wasn't back from Ibiza till Sunday. 549 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,070 No. 550 00:29:54,094 --> 00:29:55,337 Her flat would be perfect. 551 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:58,841 No. There is no way this is ever gonna work. 552 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,775 You can count me out of it. Thanks, Gary. 553 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,178 And, hey, I appreciate it. 554 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,947 Come on, Jasmine, we're making a movie. 555 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,939 I'm not taking my top off again. 556 00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:13,721 Let me think. 557 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,409 Are you all right? 558 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,097 How is it? Tell me? Just shut your eyes. 559 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,565 Can't you just tell me? 560 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:34,536 Yeah, I do, but I wanna know if it's any good or not. 561 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,803 Any good? 562 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:38,606 We're working our best. 563 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,502 Show me. Here we are. 564 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:46,605 And open them. 565 00:31:58,584 --> 00:31:59,561 I'm a genius. 566 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,363 What? 567 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:04,899 I mean, you're a genius, and you're a genius, and you, 568 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,303 and all of you, just you're all genius. 569 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:13,008 Great. Well, it's just half of it. 570 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,642 Wait till you see the rest. 571 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:19,714 Now, we've still got a couple of adjustments to make, 572 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,050 but you'll get the basic idea. 573 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:24,452 Are you ready? Yeah. 574 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:26,254 All right. Ta-da. 575 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,490 Whoa. 576 00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,058 Oh. 577 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:32,760 Now, we remolded an old maternity mannequin 578 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,796 we used to make for Mothercare, 579 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,464 added an extra finger to each hand, 580 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:37,266 like you said, 581 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:38,500 and extra toes to the feet. 582 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,102 And see the skull here? 583 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,804 Well, Maurice has done it in, like, a special latex, 584 00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:45,407 which means we can peel the skin back on camera. 585 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,275 Yeah, we got some mince and some pig's blood 586 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,445 balled up in some lady's tights inside. 587 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,714 It'll look just like the exposed brain. 588 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:55,150 We get the crash wounds in the right place? 589 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,485 Yeah, yeah, they're perfect. 590 00:32:57,509 --> 00:33:03,925 The whole thing is just exactly like what I saw in the film. 591 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,760 Exactly. 592 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:08,030 So we're on, then? 593 00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:10,022 For tonight? Yeah. 594 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,868 Good. Oh, cheer up, Gary. 595 00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:14,936 Cheer up? What do you expect? 596 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,171 I've got an alien lying 597 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:19,631 with its arse in my sister's kitchen sink. 598 00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:26,514 No, no, no, just... 599 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:27,782 Hang on. 600 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,151 We ready yet? 601 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,585 No, I wanna try something with the lights. 602 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:33,045 Melik. Hang on one second. 603 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,660 Is that...? Is that actual blood? 604 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:42,597 Well, it's pig's blood mixed with food dye. 605 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,266 Got the rest of the guts in the corner 606 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:45,833 over there by the sofa. 607 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,735 I've got some flat rib. Very nice, very nice. 608 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,872 Some boneless loin, 10 pounds of brains and mince. 609 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:52,674 Oh, and, uh, 15 packets 610 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:53,941 of sliced ham. 611 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,009 What's the ham for? 612 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,811 Sandwiches. 613 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:58,213 Yeah, I'm a... 614 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,215 I'm a hyphenate, yeah. 615 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:04,286 Special Effects hyphen Location Catering. 616 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,221 Right. First positions, please, everyone. 617 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,156 All right. Hey, hey, hey, look. 618 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:09,391 What? What? 619 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:11,159 Oh, you want me to mop that up, yeah? 620 00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:13,328 - Yeah. - No, no. Don't touch it. 621 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,197 That's well proper. It looks authentic. 622 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,498 Yeah. 623 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,633 Anyway, are you the director? No, me. 624 00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:19,701 Thank you very much. 625 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:22,137 Okay, extras could you clear the set, please? 626 00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:23,905 Thanks, darling. Good luck, darling. 627 00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:26,341 Need to talk to the actors. Right. 628 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,110 I'll take that for you. 629 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:32,714 Boys, this is your first look at the alien. 630 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,082 Opening scene. 631 00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:37,919 You two, you're at Roswell, Area 51. 632 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,921 So, what I want is a bit of pointing, yeah? 633 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:42,924 Bit of nodding, yeah? But you're natural. Exactly. 634 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:46,060 Just like that. Bit of pointing, bit of nodding. Loads of energy. 635 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,130 Remember that you are professionals. 636 00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:51,032 You're excited professionals. Okay? 637 00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:53,101 Feel it there. Right. 638 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,336 First positions. We'll do a take. 639 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,470 Ridiculous. 640 00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:57,496 All right, lads. Put your hat on. 641 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,443 Okay. We'll start from here, 642 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:02,977 then I'll call you in, all right? 643 00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:05,304 Okay. And... 644 00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:07,982 Get off. 645 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,050 Action. 646 00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:10,276 Am I all right? 647 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,680 Edgar, take your position. 648 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:17,859 That's good. No, don't wave. 649 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,761 All right. Moppet. 650 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,464 Try that pointing thing you do. Just point there. 651 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:24,490 Good. Just like that. 652 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:26,324 That's wicked. 653 00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:29,871 Hi, Nan. Hi, Nan. 654 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,706 That's it. That's it. Play with the belly. 655 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,541 How ridiculous this looks. 656 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,443 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 657 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,336 Stop crying. Get on with it, will you? 658 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,848 Look, look, out of the way. That's it, prod it, probe. 659 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,351 Not like that. Not like that. It's all right. 660 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,520 Let me do it. Like this. 661 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:46,988 Oh, you're the director now? 662 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:49,224 Would you two shut up? We're shooting a movie. 663 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:51,659 - Shut up. You shut up. - No, you shut up. 664 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:54,363 Cut. Cut. 665 00:35:54,387 --> 00:35:55,687 You just ruined my shot. 666 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,559 Nice leg of lamb, this. 667 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,738 Good traction on that, Preston. 668 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,807 That'd be the mint sauce. Nice one. 669 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,209 Yeah. 670 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,233 Oh, this is good, yeah. 671 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:13,272 - What? What? - Oh, I don't believe it. 672 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:19,445 - It's all right, babe. - You all right? 673 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,159 That's it. 674 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,195 Oh, yes. It's looking good. 675 00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:29,364 Yes, it's good. 676 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,633 - Would you like a biscuit? - Nan. 677 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:34,369 - Don't worry. - We'll deal with that in the cut. 678 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:35,594 Just carry on. 679 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:41,108 Uh, yeah, I will as it happens, yeah. 680 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:43,177 Is that a Jammie Dodger? 681 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,979 Get your fingers in there. 682 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,882 Yeah, it's all right. 683 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:50,785 Should we go for the heart next, Ray? 684 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,478 Keep it going. 685 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,366 - What's he doing? - What's he think he's doing? 686 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,600 Is he taking the piss? 687 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:07,459 You can't do that. Stop messing about. 688 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:11,797 And action. 689 00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,676 Now, Ray, come around the other side. 690 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,846 Ready. Sausage on a stick? 691 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:19,881 Nan, please. Nan. 692 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,015 Cut. Cut. Nan. 693 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:23,084 For crying out loud. 694 00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:25,420 Is someone wrangling Ray's nan? 695 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:27,489 Maurice has got... I can't hear you. 696 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:28,890 Maurice has got her in the kitchen. 697 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,359 - Keep her there. - Is Jasmine spritzed? 698 00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:32,994 No, I'm just getting a refill, sweetheart. 699 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:37,399 Okay, now, let's get down and dirty with the intestines. 700 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:39,801 Go on, Gary, get in there. 701 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,703 What on earth is that? 702 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:43,471 It stinks. It stinks, Ray. 703 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,708 Careful, we're gonna use that in the shop tomorrow 704 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,534 for some sausages and burgers. 705 00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:53,381 All right. Careful, careful. 706 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:54,949 Right. 707 00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:56,842 Oh, that's good. 708 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:02,324 Easy, easy. Careful with these. 709 00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:05,059 Nicely. That is too real. 710 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,685 It's a nice touch. 711 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,697 He's looking at me. 712 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:12,166 Okay, this is good. 713 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:14,936 Right, let's... 714 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,473 Let's get ready to peel back the skin. 715 00:38:18,497 --> 00:38:21,008 - All right. Got it? - Got it, Ray? 716 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,209 Yeah. 717 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,379 It looks like raspberry jelly. 718 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:26,672 Yeah, it is raspberry jelly. 719 00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:29,384 Give it to Gary. 720 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:30,885 There you go. Cheers. 721 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:33,355 Make out like there's a real tough bone. 722 00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:35,714 All right. It's a tough skull. 723 00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:39,494 Like that? 724 00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:40,895 I can't watch this. 725 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,229 Go on. 726 00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:43,998 Yeah. 727 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,933 That's good. That's very good. 728 00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,001 Oh, lovely. 729 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,703 Now, gently. 730 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:51,329 Place the brain on the tray. 731 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:53,999 All right. 732 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:57,311 Gently. 733 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,913 Ready? Ready, Ray? Ready? Yeah? 734 00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:00,338 Here you go... 735 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:04,185 Mind the brain. Mind the brain! 736 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,989 Oh, the carpet. 737 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,290 Oh, cut, cut. 738 00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,982 Oh, she's gonna kill us. Cut. 739 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:15,329 Don't worry, Gaz, put a bit of salt on that. 740 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,664 Are you sure? 741 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,533 What you...? Isn't it salt and wine? 742 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:19,767 No, it's for red wine, you put... 743 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:21,469 Oh, well. Salt and white wine. 744 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:23,738 Never mind, put a potted plant on it, yeah? 745 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:26,774 Now, I don't know what else is in the skull, 746 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:29,644 so, Preston, please tell me it's gonna work. 747 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:32,580 Brain's sorted. No more slippage. Guaranteed. 748 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:34,516 Okay. Good. 749 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,642 Action. 750 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,488 Here we go. 751 00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:41,756 Easy. 752 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,291 Ray? Ready, Ray? Ready? Ready? Take it. 753 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,761 Whoa, whoa, wait. Cut, cut. What...? 754 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,663 And what the hell is that? 755 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:51,433 That'd be the stuffed sheep's stomach, yeah. 756 00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:53,300 Dash of garlic, couple of onions, 757 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:54,902 90 minutes at gas mark four, 758 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:57,639 you've got a highly nutritious meal for a family of five. 759 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:59,474 That's great, you know? 760 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,375 Our alien travels millions of light-years 761 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,710 across the universe 762 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,547 with nothing but a haggis to guide him? 763 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,406 It's not slipping though, is it? 764 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,818 Doreen. 765 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,522 How was Ibiza? 766 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:28,035 Now, Doreen, don't fly off the handle. 767 00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:32,607 It's not what it looks like, okay? I can... 768 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,900 No. I can explain everything. 769 00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:41,215 Oh. Should we call that a day? 770 00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:50,448 It won't fit. It will, just shove it in. 771 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,394 What are we doing here? 772 00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:55,362 This was your idea. 773 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:56,798 I don't just mean this. 774 00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:59,100 I mean the shoot. I mean the whole thing. 775 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,702 It's a complete disaster. 776 00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:04,038 It's not a complete disaster. 777 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:05,907 I mean, bits of it were quite good. 778 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:07,065 Bits of it? 779 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:11,112 Would you show that film to Laszlo Voros? 780 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,647 No. No. 781 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:15,216 I'm a dead man, aren't I? 782 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,051 Not necessarily. 783 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:19,754 You are the worst liar I have ever met. 784 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:22,123 Yeah. Well, that's the difference 785 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,858 between you and me, Ray. 786 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:26,794 That's why you stand a chance with Voros. 787 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,663 "Bet on yourself." 788 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,589 Isn't that what you said? 789 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:35,202 What? 790 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:38,063 Bloody head doesn't fit. 791 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,052 Uh, wha...? 792 00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,388 Voros ready to see you now. 793 00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:28,412 Follow me. 794 00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:37,956 Follow me. 795 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,607 Mr. Voros, good evening. 796 00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:48,509 Lovely to see you again. 797 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:52,013 If you ever speak to me again without being spoken to first, 798 00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:53,881 I will happily sit here flossing my teeth 799 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:57,108 while Zacchary is breaking every single bone in your body. 800 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,590 Mm. Is that the film? 801 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,683 Mm-hm. 802 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,690 Mm. 803 00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:13,959 Zacchary, darling, 804 00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:16,638 run it. 805 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:11,492 Um, uh... 806 00:44:11,516 --> 00:44:14,228 Did you, uh...? 807 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:20,835 The... I mean, what did you... think? Oh, God. 808 00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:22,569 Look, I'm sorry, Mr. Voros. 809 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:26,107 This is the most beautiful thing 810 00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:28,375 I have ever seen my entire life. 811 00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:34,716 We are not alone. 812 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:39,845 Ray, you proved it once and for all. 813 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:45,927 Y-you proved it. 814 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:50,355 Thank you, Ray. 815 00:45:13,478 --> 00:45:15,222 Yes. Hugged you? 816 00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:16,991 Hugged me. Proper hugged me, yeah. 817 00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:18,292 I still can't believe it myself. 818 00:45:18,316 --> 00:45:21,428 You know what this means though? What? 819 00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:25,900 Well, if Voros bought it, maybe other people will as well. 820 00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:27,334 You know what we should do? 821 00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:30,171 Run off a few hundred copies and sell them to the shops 822 00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:31,839 who bought my Elvis videos. 823 00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:33,875 If we got 10.99 a pop, 824 00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:35,609 and shifted, say, 825 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:37,912 a thousand of them, that'd be... 826 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:40,882 Eleven grand. Eleven grand. 827 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:43,918 So I had this idea... Well, I had the idea. 828 00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:45,386 But... 829 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,321 It was... 830 00:45:47,345 --> 00:45:50,758 Gary's idea was to invite all of the corner-shop owners 831 00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:52,559 to a screening of the footage, 832 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,462 but to do it somewhere impressive. 833 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:57,664 To get the credibility up a little bit? 834 00:45:57,688 --> 00:45:59,000 Yes. Yeah. 835 00:45:59,024 --> 00:46:01,302 See, I thought the grander the place was, 836 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:03,470 the more excited the buyers might be, 837 00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:04,471 and even start 838 00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:05,639 bidding against each other. 839 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,341 Raise the price. Yeah, yeah. 840 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,777 And fortunately, there was one very grand place 841 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:11,078 who happened to have a room free. 842 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,647 The Natural History Museum. 843 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:18,953 No way. 844 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:21,555 Yeah, that's exactly what they said, actually. 845 00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:23,825 Oh. Not there. 846 00:46:23,849 --> 00:46:24,926 No. No. 847 00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:26,460 So we had to find somewhere else. 848 00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:28,954 The Museum of London. 849 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:34,168 Don't know that place. 850 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:35,937 No, not many do. It's just... 851 00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:37,171 But it was perfect. 852 00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:39,506 Well, they didn't ask too many questions. 853 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:43,244 And the key thing was to keep the screening quiet. 854 00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:46,113 So, what you did is invite just a few... Yeah, yeah. 855 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:50,308 And apart from that, we would keep it absolutely secret. 856 00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:57,124 There's hundreds of people out there. 857 00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,327 The Chief Constable is worried about losing control. 858 00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:01,996 I don't care what he's worried about. 859 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:04,565 This is my screening, and I'm not letting them in. 860 00:47:04,589 --> 00:47:06,767 Well, I'm not gonna be blamed for causing a riot 861 00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:08,502 in front of the national press. 862 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:11,238 Whoa. The... The national press are here? 863 00:47:11,262 --> 00:47:14,232 The Sun, The Mirror, two television crews. 864 00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:19,480 Let us in. Let us in. 865 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:23,484 Not bad for a little press release to the local paper, huh? 866 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,452 You idiot. 867 00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:28,422 There's no way this many people are gonna believe that film. 868 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:31,358 The national press will see right through it. 869 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,827 Yeah, it's a chance worth taking, though. 870 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,330 You can't buy publicity like this. 871 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,866 I say we do it. No. 872 00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:41,568 Absolutely, categorically... 873 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:44,505 Yes, 5 pounds a seat, madam. Thank you. Come on in. 874 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:45,839 Five pounds, thank you. 875 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,398 Thank you, sir. Come on in. 876 00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:23,577 You hear that? 877 00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:25,779 I can't hear anything. 878 00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:27,481 Exactly. 879 00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:29,540 They're not laughing. 880 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:11,382 This just came in from London. 881 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:22,536 Director know about this? He's waiting for you now, sir. 882 00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:26,407 "Is it Real?" "Man From Mars," "UFO." 883 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:29,543 Our little alien full of sausages and mincemeat 884 00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:33,814 was on the front page of every newspaper around the world. 885 00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:35,049 Do you speak English? 886 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:37,851 There's a man on the phone from Argentina. 887 00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,086 Just hold the line a sec. 888 00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:40,654 Take a number. I'll call 'em back. 889 00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:41,755 Right. 890 00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:43,857 A woman from Italian TV on line one. 891 00:49:43,881 --> 00:49:50,531 He cannot speak to you now, but give me your number 892 00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:53,167 - and he will call you back. - I appreciate your interest. 893 00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:55,436 Can I call you back? That's us? 894 00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:58,672 No, I promise. All right. Okay, bye-bye. 895 00:49:58,696 --> 00:49:59,507 That's us on the telly? 896 00:49:59,531 --> 00:50:01,775 It has been like this all day. 897 00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:05,046 Every TV station in the world wants our film, Gary. 898 00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:07,314 There's hundreds of them. Buenos días. 899 00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:09,316 Bye, pet. GARY: That's insane. 900 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:13,154 I have absolutely no idea how we've done this. 901 00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:14,721 But since we have, 902 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,657 and it's the only opportunity we'll ever have 903 00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:18,659 to make any money at all, we have to do it right. 904 00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:22,696 That's what we are doing, exactly like you said. 905 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,431 Make them compete against each other, 906 00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:26,900 then sell the film to the highest bidder. No. 907 00:50:26,924 --> 00:50:28,369 Not the one highest bidder. 908 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:30,171 You sell it to the highest bidder 909 00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:32,139 in every territory around the world. 910 00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:34,432 You're saying... 911 00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:37,944 Oh. sell it over and over... 912 00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:39,637 And over again. Yes. 913 00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:44,051 Aha. Heh. We really are gonna be rich. 914 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,862 Sorry, Gary, we're right in the middle of things. 915 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,364 This will only take a moment. 916 00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,423 Right. 917 00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:24,125 Um, AOB. Any other business? 918 00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:28,862 - I'm thinking of letting Gary go. - Yes. 919 00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:30,297 Seven days later, 920 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:33,434 representatives from 114 television stations 921 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:36,237 from around the world arrived in London, 922 00:51:36,261 --> 00:51:38,172 ready to start negotiations. 923 00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:41,275 So we hired a room at a hotel near Heathrow, so we could... 924 00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:42,876 It was a business suite, let's be honest. 925 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:45,346 It was a business suite, with a reception area. 926 00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:47,814 We had free tea and coffee all day. 927 00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:50,417 Photocopying machines. I mean, we looked... 928 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:52,286 We looked great. We looked the part. 929 00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:55,088 We looked like a really professional outfit. 930 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:04,998 Loads of people turned up. 931 00:52:05,022 --> 00:52:10,070 People from Argentina, Brazil, France, Japan, um... 932 00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:13,374 Where else did they come from? Germany, Argentina. 933 00:52:13,398 --> 00:52:15,276 You said Argentina. Yeah, done Argentina. 934 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:16,244 Brazil? 935 00:52:16,268 --> 00:52:17,511 You've done Brazil, yeah. 936 00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:19,780 China didn't come, did they, in the end? 937 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,215 Most people from... 938 00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,607 Quite a few countries. Yes. 939 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,660 I appreciate the offer, Mr. Gonzalez. 940 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:36,330 And we'll give it our utmost consideration 941 00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:37,598 once we've seen the offers 942 00:52:37,622 --> 00:52:40,334 from the other bidders in Argentina. 943 00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:41,535 You're talking to other 944 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:43,204 television stations from Argentina? 945 00:52:43,228 --> 00:52:45,306 Three of them, yes, seem very keen, 946 00:52:45,330 --> 00:52:46,873 but thanks for this. 947 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:48,809 Send the, uh, next one in, please, Jasmine. 948 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,878 We don't have any more buyers from Argentina. 949 00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:55,406 Wait a minute. 950 00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,102 Oui. 951 00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:18,171 Thank you very much, mademoiselle. 952 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,373 All I need now is your check. 953 00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:22,467 Check? He told me to bring cash. 954 00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:26,871 Did he? 955 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:31,909 Excusez-moi. 956 00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:38,716 Why did you tell her she had to bring cash? 957 00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:41,528 Have they all been bringing cash? 958 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:44,598 Look, Ray, I'm taking on the world with you. 959 00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:48,034 UFO nutcases, Hungarian psychos, bring them on. 960 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:51,238 But there is one thing I will never ever mess with, 961 00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:54,441 and that's the Inland Revenue. 962 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,510 The cash isn't about me fiddling my taxes. 963 00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:59,045 What is it about, then? 964 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:00,614 You said it yourself, Gary. 965 00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:02,148 This might be the only time in our lives 966 00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:06,620 we get to make money like this, and I just wanna see it. 967 00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:08,555 I wanna feel it, Gary, you know, 968 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:11,825 I wanna... I wanna touch it and smell it. 969 00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:15,386 I know it sounds stupid, but there it is. 970 00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:17,798 Seven hundred and... 971 00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:21,735 And forty-six thousand, nine hundred and ninety. 972 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:24,170 Seven hundred and forty-seven thousand dollars. 973 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:38,108 Yes! 974 00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:47,494 - Beautiful. - We'd fooled the world. 975 00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:48,929 We'd got away with it, 976 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:52,599 and we were sitting on a pretty good sum of money. 977 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:54,200 In cash. 978 00:54:54,224 --> 00:54:56,403 Yeah. Even nicer. 979 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:58,572 I mean, it was all perfect, 980 00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:01,808 and then things took a bit of a turn for the worse. 981 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,878 Yeah, well, you see, uh, 982 00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:06,971 I could have sworn I was being followed. 983 00:55:27,191 --> 00:55:29,636 Are you saying there was covert surveillance 984 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,638 of Gary Shoefield and Ray Santilli 985 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,774 by the U.S. military? 986 00:55:33,798 --> 00:55:35,800 Your words, not mine. 987 00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:41,382 Well, uh, was there a CIA file on them, then? 988 00:55:41,406 --> 00:55:43,450 Oh, most certainly. 989 00:55:43,474 --> 00:55:46,052 And generally speaking, when there's a file, 990 00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:47,954 there's surveillance. 991 00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:49,780 Generally speaking. 992 00:55:52,383 --> 00:55:54,428 So the U.S. military thought the film was real. 993 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:56,454 There's a little more to it than that. 994 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:02,369 I don't know who he is, but I keep seeing him. 995 00:56:02,393 --> 00:56:04,137 It's starting to freak me out. 996 00:56:04,161 --> 00:56:05,872 Do you know what it probably is? 997 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:08,909 Probably one of your weird ex-girlfriends. 998 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,911 I don't have any weirdo ex-girlfriends. 999 00:56:10,935 --> 00:56:12,613 Oh, come on. 1000 00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:14,114 What about that one from Basildon? 1001 00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:17,418 Big girl, facial hair, ankles like lampposts. 1002 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:21,555 Janet. Janet. 1003 00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:23,590 That's the one. 1004 00:56:23,614 --> 00:56:25,516 She hung around for weeks, didn't she? 1005 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,498 It's not Janet. 1006 00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:34,300 Well, whoever it is, put it out of your mind, 1007 00:56:34,324 --> 00:56:36,169 at least for now. 1008 00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:38,439 Look, think about it. 1009 00:56:38,463 --> 00:56:40,441 In two days time, our film goes out 1010 00:56:40,465 --> 00:56:43,009 in 98 countries around the world. 1011 00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:44,878 We're gonna be famous. 1012 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,346 You still don't get it, do you? 1013 00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:49,750 Everyone on the planet is gonna know we're liars. 1014 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:51,217 Yeah. 1015 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,053 Rich liars though. 1016 00:56:56,947 --> 00:56:57,948 Hello. 1017 00:57:00,284 --> 00:57:05,198 There was no deal allowing you to exploit the film 1018 00:57:05,222 --> 00:57:08,526 and simply pay me a cut of the profits. 1019 00:57:11,228 --> 00:57:13,006 But there was. 1020 00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:17,143 I mean, we talked about it. That was the understanding. 1021 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,712 Not my understanding. 1022 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:23,007 Unless you have, uh, some signed paperwork that says otherwise. 1023 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,719 Ray. 1024 00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:40,333 Now that we've cleared that up, 1025 00:57:40,357 --> 00:57:42,603 let me spell things out for you. 1026 00:57:42,627 --> 00:57:45,038 I now control all the deals. 1027 00:57:45,062 --> 00:57:48,308 We split any cash 80-to-20 to me. 1028 00:57:48,332 --> 00:57:52,245 I want to review any agreement you've already made 1029 00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:55,873 and I alone will decide whether to approve them or not. 1030 00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:02,947 But it's going out tomorrow night. 1031 00:58:05,716 --> 00:58:10,020 That would be a very grave mistake on your part. 1032 00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:21,031 Right. 1033 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:25,278 So, what'd you do? 1034 00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:27,648 Only thing we could. We tried to pull the broadcast. 1035 00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:31,084 Which is when it happened. 1036 00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:35,055 What? 1037 00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:37,858 Voros was in the middle of a crop circle, 1038 00:58:37,882 --> 00:58:39,860 looking up to the heavens, 1039 00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:42,796 hoping for some sort of close encounter, probably. 1040 00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:44,822 It just came out of nowhere. 1041 00:58:48,826 --> 00:58:50,637 Alien spacecraft? GARY: No. 1042 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:54,641 A green Land Rover knocked him over. Killed him. 1043 00:58:54,665 --> 00:58:56,442 Dead. 1044 00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:57,835 He was naked. 1045 00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:03,316 Are you saying that 1046 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,318 the U.S. military intelligence 1047 00:59:05,342 --> 00:59:07,554 had Laszlo Voros killed? 1048 00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:09,790 Think about it. 1049 00:59:09,814 --> 00:59:13,594 If there really was a genuine alien autopsy film, 1050 00:59:13,618 --> 00:59:15,762 then when Ray Santilli popped up, 1051 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:17,731 U.S. military would've been shitting their pants, 1052 00:59:17,755 --> 00:59:19,265 pardon my French. 1053 00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:22,669 Because all of a sudden, there's an extra print of a film 1054 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,204 that they'd kept hidden for 50 years. 1055 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:26,406 A print they didn't even know existed. 1056 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:29,342 Now, all of a sudden, the biggest secret in history 1057 00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:30,877 is about to get blown wide open. 1058 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,580 Then they see Santilli's film. 1059 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,854 Once they realize the film's a fraud, 1060 00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,889 that Ray's a fraud, 1061 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,358 then he and the film become the best smokescreen 1062 00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:46,917 they could ever ask for. 1063 00:59:49,053 --> 00:59:51,632 All the time that people are looking at Ray Santilli 1064 00:59:51,656 --> 00:59:53,299 and his stupid film, 1065 00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:56,994 they're not looking at them and the real film. 1066 00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:02,743 In the end they know that Ray's gonna be found out as a faker, 1067 01:00:02,767 --> 01:00:04,778 which will just bury the truth even deeper, 1068 01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:07,047 for even longer. 1069 01:00:07,071 --> 01:00:10,717 Or, of course, it could just have been an accident. 1070 01:00:30,828 --> 01:00:32,272 Do you ever wonder 1071 01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:35,666 if there's someone up there looking out for us? 1072 01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:42,139 Someone or something. 1073 01:00:46,443 --> 01:00:47,921 Widescreen... 1074 01:00:50,347 --> 01:00:54,160 - I can't believe it. - This is so exciting. 1075 01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:56,562 Could you budge up, Skeletor? 1076 01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:57,864 Here's Maurice. 1077 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:59,933 How are you, Maurice? Hey, hey, lover boy. 1078 01:00:59,957 --> 01:01:01,802 Have a seat. 1079 01:01:01,826 --> 01:01:05,171 Raymond, did you remember to set the video to record The X-Files? 1080 01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:08,108 All sorted. I can't believe they put it on at the same time. 1081 01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:10,110 A disgrace. I think it's a compliment. 1082 01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:13,847 I still can't believe that our little film is about to be shown 1083 01:01:13,871 --> 01:01:15,982 in every continent on the planet. 1084 01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,684 - I know. - Can you believe it? 1085 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:19,519 It's starting. 1086 01:01:19,543 --> 01:01:22,188 ...make a judgment based on all information. 1087 01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:24,457 If what you are about to see is real, 1088 01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:27,994 it's the most startling film footage in history. 1089 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,463 Although we remain skeptical, some experts believe 1090 01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:33,199 this is authentic footage of an alien life form. 1091 01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:35,068 Real or not, we must warn you, 1092 01:01:35,092 --> 01:01:37,804 this appears to be an actual autopsy. 1093 01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:40,340 And some of the footage you will see in the next hour 1094 01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:41,374 is very gruesome. 1095 01:01:57,647 --> 01:02:01,361 Fact or Fiction? 1096 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,476 Here in the desert outside Roswell 1097 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,112 is where the alleged crash happened some 50 years ago. 1098 01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:20,747 Was it a flying saucer? 1099 01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:23,116 Were there alien bodies onboard? 1100 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:25,585 People still come and look for some kind of clue. 1101 01:02:25,609 --> 01:02:29,155 But the evidence of the alien crash didn't come from here. 1102 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:32,216 It was revealed halfway around the world. 1103 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,463 What Santilli saw and eventually purchased 1104 01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:39,132 were reels of black and white film 1105 01:02:39,156 --> 01:02:40,834 showing an autopsy being performed 1106 01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:43,536 on a strange humanoid being. 1107 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,038 The cameraman, 1108 01:02:45,062 --> 01:02:47,207 who claims to have had top military clearance, 1109 01:02:47,231 --> 01:02:49,943 told Santilli that in 1947 1110 01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:51,677 he was flown urgently to Roswell, 1111 01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:54,747 where he filmed the recovery of several of these beings, 1112 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:59,886 both alive and dead, as well as the autopsy of one. 1113 01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:01,587 This could be the world's first look 1114 01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:04,949 at an actual being from another planet. 1115 01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:18,604 The strange body appears intact 1116 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:21,331 except for an ugly wound on the right thigh. 1117 01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:24,444 Two mysterious doctors, 1118 01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:27,814 wearing contamination suits, study its bizarre features. 1119 01:03:27,838 --> 01:03:30,050 What the fuck is that? 1120 01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:32,986 They are either pathologists or they're surgeons 1121 01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:35,922 who have done a fair number of autopsies. 1122 01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:39,125 This, supposedly, was filmed in 1947, 1123 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,594 and while things haven't changed, 1124 01:03:41,618 --> 01:03:44,497 we see some things that wouldn't have been expected 1125 01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:48,201 such as the use of a handsaw in removing the skullcap. 1126 01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,003 A third person, wearing a mask, 1127 01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:52,472 watches from behind the glass partition. 1128 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:55,741 Is this indeed a top-secret military autopsy 1129 01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:57,878 performed on an alien in 1947? 1130 01:03:57,902 --> 01:04:00,780 This is a structure that must be the brain, 1131 01:04:00,804 --> 01:04:03,283 if it is a human being. 1132 01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:06,652 It looks like no brain that I have ever seen, 1133 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,122 whether it's a brain filled with tumor, 1134 01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:10,756 a brain that has been radiated, 1135 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:14,094 a brain that has been traumatized and is hemorrhagic. 1136 01:04:14,118 --> 01:04:17,097 What...? What is this? I would prefer to say, 1137 01:04:17,121 --> 01:04:19,565 for the time being, that it is humanoid. 1138 01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:23,469 But I cannot say that it is a member of the human race 1139 01:04:23,493 --> 01:04:27,440 as you and I know the human race. 1140 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,609 What if? 1141 01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,368 What if? 1142 01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:37,117 What if the alien is real? Let's consider. 1143 01:04:37,141 --> 01:04:39,685 He was an explorer, perhaps a scientist, 1144 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:42,688 crashed and died on a distant blue planet 1145 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,524 light-years from his home. 1146 01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:48,461 A frightened race of beings found his lifeless body, 1147 01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:52,632 performed experiments, and hid the results. 1148 01:04:52,656 --> 01:04:54,800 Why did he come to our planet? 1149 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:56,226 What went wrong? 1150 01:04:57,127 --> 01:04:59,672 Obviously, his own mission failed, 1151 01:04:59,696 --> 01:05:02,275 but in his death 1152 01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:03,944 he may have delivered 1153 01:05:03,968 --> 01:05:07,904 the most important message mankind has ever received. 1154 01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:10,416 We are not alone. 1155 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,085 They believe it! 1156 01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:18,791 This calls for a celebration. Where have you been? 1157 01:05:18,815 --> 01:05:20,826 What's happened? They believe it. 1158 01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:22,862 They don't. They only believe it. 1159 01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:24,998 Right, you ready for this? 1160 01:05:29,859 --> 01:05:31,171 Nan? 1161 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:35,399 Have you seen these overnights? 1162 01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:38,578 Shit. 1163 01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:54,594 Have you seen these overnights? 1164 01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:57,130 ...have surrounded a television station 1165 01:05:57,154 --> 01:05:58,864 that was about to broadcast the footage 1166 01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:00,500 and confiscated the film. 1167 01:06:00,524 --> 01:06:02,768 Time Magazine has described the film, 1168 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,904 which has sent shock waves across the world, 1169 01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:07,673 and gained the biggest audience since Live Aid, 1170 01:06:07,697 --> 01:06:11,077 as the most important home movie since the Zapruder film. 1171 01:06:11,101 --> 01:06:13,403 Have you seen these overnights? 1172 01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:18,318 That's not possible. 1173 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:19,676 I know. 1174 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:25,291 Clear the schedules. 1175 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,293 We're running it again. 1176 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,219 When? 1177 01:06:30,154 --> 01:06:32,265 Tonight. 1178 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,069 Oh, my God. 1179 01:06:36,093 --> 01:06:37,837 Oh, Gary, Gary. 1180 01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:48,305 Bloody hell. 1181 01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,954 Can you believe that? 1182 01:06:54,978 --> 01:06:56,389 Hundreds of them. 1183 01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:58,191 Forget about them. 1184 01:06:58,215 --> 01:07:00,526 Do you have any idea what happened to me last night? 1185 01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:04,130 Don't tell me someone actually shagged you? 1186 01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:06,332 Ha-ha. No. 1187 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,334 I had to barricade myself in my flat. 1188 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:10,870 Five nut cases got up on the roof. 1189 01:07:10,894 --> 01:07:13,139 A load more tried to break in the front door, 1190 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:16,176 the phone hasn't stopped ringing for 12 hours. 1191 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,245 Everyone wants to see the original film. 1192 01:07:19,269 --> 01:07:21,314 - That's fantastic. - Where are you? 1193 01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,483 No, it isn't fantastic, 1194 01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:26,018 because we don't have any film to show them. 1195 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,854 The only film we ever did have, was shot on modern film stock 1196 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:32,258 and that is still in Laszlo Voros' safe. 1197 01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:36,262 Maybe we can make another one. 1198 01:07:36,286 --> 01:07:37,797 You don't get this, do you? 1199 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:41,701 This film means so much to so many people, Ray. 1200 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:43,203 Scary people, 1201 01:07:43,227 --> 01:07:46,272 clinically disturbed people. 1202 01:07:46,296 --> 01:07:48,474 Can you imagine what'll happen 1203 01:07:48,498 --> 01:07:50,376 if they ever find out it's a fake? 1204 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,213 Well, you know, strictly speaking, 1205 01:07:53,237 --> 01:07:55,047 it's not actually a fake. 1206 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:56,782 It's more of a remake. 1207 01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:58,151 You gotta remember that, 1208 01:07:58,175 --> 01:07:59,652 and you gotta relax a bit more, Gary. 1209 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:02,988 You're too uptight. Nobody's gonna find out anything. 1210 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:05,091 What are you doing anyway? 1211 01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:06,392 Packing. 1212 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,693 For what? 1213 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,130 My trip to Argentina. 1214 01:08:10,154 --> 01:08:11,597 What? 1215 01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:13,666 Yeah, I've been getting phone calls from chat shows 1216 01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:17,870 in Buenos Aires, in Lima, Rio, yeah. 1217 01:08:17,894 --> 01:08:19,805 They want me to go over, all expenses paid. 1218 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:23,676 But you can't start going on chat shows. 1219 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:24,977 Why not? 1220 01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:27,180 Has nothing I've said made any sense to you whatsoever? 1221 01:08:27,204 --> 01:08:30,283 They'll ask you questions which you won't be able to answer. 1222 01:08:30,307 --> 01:08:31,684 I can answer anything. Yes, 1223 01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:34,454 but the lies have to be consistent, Ray. 1224 01:08:34,478 --> 01:08:36,789 They have to make sense. They can't keep changing. 1225 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:37,857 They won't. 1226 01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:39,892 Oh, and how do you know they won't? 1227 01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:41,818 Because I'm taking you with me. 1228 01:08:50,394 --> 01:08:52,071 Yes, yes. Bienvenido. 1229 01:08:52,095 --> 01:08:53,939 Fifty-seven C, sir. 1230 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,208 All the way to the back. Okay. 1231 01:08:55,232 --> 01:08:56,942 Yes, all the way to the back. Thank you. 1232 01:08:56,966 --> 01:09:00,045 Hi. Hello. Bienvenido. 1233 01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:01,714 Mr. Santilli? Mm-hm? 1234 01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:05,585 You've been upgraded to first class today. Your seat is 3A. 1235 01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:08,087 All the way to the front. Thank you. 1236 01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:09,789 What? Upgrade. 1237 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:10,956 All the way to the front. 1238 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,458 Yeah. 1239 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:14,827 Yeah, all the way to the front. Thank you. 1240 01:09:14,851 --> 01:09:16,662 Hello. Thank you. Yes. 1241 01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:19,865 That way. Thank you. 1242 01:09:19,889 --> 01:09:21,133 Hi. 1243 01:09:51,321 --> 01:09:52,765 Would it be okay for me to sit here? 1244 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:56,369 The guy next to me is a snorer. 1245 01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:59,104 No. Help yourself. 1246 01:09:59,128 --> 01:10:01,140 Okay. Thank you. 1247 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,984 You should, uh... Hm? 1248 01:10:12,008 --> 01:10:13,986 ...get yourself a drink. 1249 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:15,120 It's free. 1250 01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:16,389 Free. 1251 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:18,548 Oh. Come on. 1252 01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:34,540 Mr. Santilli, welcome back. 1253 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:38,378 Now, the cameraman on this trip you made to the States... 1254 01:10:38,402 --> 01:10:43,148 He was a dangerous and highly volatile individual, 1255 01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:46,018 who, quite frankly, scared the living daylights 1256 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:48,421 out of most people he ever met. 1257 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:04,570 Put the cocktail down, son, 1258 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:07,540 or you'll be picking up your teeth with a broken arm. 1259 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:09,008 The cameraman said this? 1260 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:11,311 Right. To this waiter, and I'm like: 1261 01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:13,313 "Hey, now, manolito, let's... 1262 01:11:13,337 --> 01:11:16,716 "Let's just cool our jets here, compadre. 1263 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:20,720 Otherwise, you and me are taking this downtown." 1264 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:27,860 Why can't you grasp this? There's reporters everywhere. 1265 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:30,663 They'll be checking every word you say. Relax. 1266 01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:33,423 They're all enjoying it just as much as me. 1267 01:11:34,924 --> 01:11:36,360 Hi. 1268 01:11:37,561 --> 01:11:38,695 Hi. 1269 01:11:39,829 --> 01:11:42,608 Oh. Right here at the front, Señor Santilli. 1270 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:45,578 You've been upgraded. Oh, thank you. 1271 01:11:45,602 --> 01:11:47,179 I'm here. Champagne? 1272 01:11:47,203 --> 01:11:50,316 Keep going. Can I get you something else? 1273 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:51,951 To the back, next to the toilets. 1274 01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:58,682 Señor Santilli. Oh, thank you. 1275 01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:02,528 Ow! 1276 01:12:14,398 --> 01:12:16,241 Well, hello, you. 1277 01:12:16,265 --> 01:12:19,078 Oh, no way. No way. 1278 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:20,480 How are you? 1279 01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:22,214 I'm great. How are you? 1280 01:12:22,238 --> 01:12:24,083 Are you following me around? 1281 01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:26,251 You got me. 1282 01:12:28,545 --> 01:12:30,914 Oh, wait. Okay. 1283 01:12:31,881 --> 01:12:34,093 Ooh... 1284 01:12:34,117 --> 01:12:35,661 Oh. Here we go. 1285 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:37,997 Oh, thank you very much. 1286 01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:39,899 Cheers. Cheers. 1287 01:12:39,923 --> 01:12:42,067 Hey... 1288 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:44,570 Oh, Ray! Oh, Ray! 1289 01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:46,338 Ray. Ray! 1290 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:50,743 - Oh, yes. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1291 01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:52,044 Oh, yes. 1292 01:12:52,068 --> 01:12:55,881 Yes. Please. No. 1293 01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:01,687 - Pack it in, Santilli. - Oh, yes! 1294 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:04,189 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. 1295 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:06,559 Right. I swear to God, 1296 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:10,229 if you don't pack it in, I'm gonna kill you. 1297 01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:13,098 Shh, shh! 1298 01:13:13,122 --> 01:13:15,000 - Be quiet. - You be quiet. 1299 01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:16,235 At last. 1300 01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:19,705 Amber. 1301 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:23,142 Pretty girl, actually, she was... 1302 01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:25,010 Yeah. Yeah. 1303 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:26,512 How did that feel? 1304 01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:28,113 Having the attention? 1305 01:13:28,137 --> 01:13:30,382 You're a celebrity at this point, right? 1306 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:31,917 I didn't like it. 1307 01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:33,686 I thought you enjoyed it too much. 1308 01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:35,455 Yeah. I mean, I did... 1309 01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,056 It comes with the territory, doesn't it? 1310 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,824 You know... You didn't have to do that. 1311 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,793 I think that just drew attention to us. 1312 01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:42,662 No, I think you do have to do it. 1313 01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:44,530 Kind of hard to resist, isn't it? 1314 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:46,632 The whole fame thing, I'll be honest, 1315 01:13:46,656 --> 01:13:48,300 I could take it or leave it. 1316 01:13:48,324 --> 01:13:50,002 Probably did too many. 1317 01:13:50,026 --> 01:13:54,440 Wouldn't you say? You probably done a few too many chat shows. 1318 01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:56,075 Yeah? 1319 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,982 Okay, okay. So we're back. 1320 01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:06,886 And you were telling me you hooked up at the Plaza Hotel. 1321 01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:10,623 That's right, yeah. Me and Donald Trump, like that. 1322 01:14:10,647 --> 01:14:12,825 That's me on top. 1323 01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:16,596 Well, okay. 1324 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,431 I just have one final question. 1325 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:23,669 Um, why have you never produced the original film 1326 01:14:23,693 --> 01:14:25,695 so it can be verified? 1327 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:30,242 Excuse me? The original footage? 1328 01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:31,644 Ha! Exactly. 1329 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:34,671 Answer that, you brainless bloody spanner. 1330 01:14:35,839 --> 01:14:37,449 Where's the original, pal? 1331 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,785 It's a simple enough question, Mr. Santilli. 1332 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:41,854 Yeah. Yeah. 1333 01:14:41,878 --> 01:14:43,489 Ray, you're quite a joke. 1334 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:03,442 What are you doing? Aah! 1335 01:15:03,466 --> 01:15:04,834 That's Ray's stuff. 1336 01:15:07,971 --> 01:15:09,949 Oh, hey. 1337 01:15:09,973 --> 01:15:11,817 I was looking for a cigarette. Ahem. 1338 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,177 Are you a journalist? 1339 01:15:16,813 --> 01:15:18,357 What did I tell you? 1340 01:15:18,381 --> 01:15:19,725 What did I say? 1341 01:15:19,749 --> 01:15:21,326 "Don't do it, Ray." 1342 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:24,821 I said, "Don't go on chat shows, they'll have reporters every..." 1343 01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:28,834 Do you have any idea how exhausting it is 1344 01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,695 always being right and never being listened to? 1345 01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:35,641 You know, when you get angry like this, 1346 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,567 you got a vein pops up... Shut up. 1347 01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:42,815 Thanks to Casanova here, 1348 01:15:42,839 --> 01:15:44,950 some of the TV stations that broadcast the footage 1349 01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:46,952 could sue us for breach of contract. 1350 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:49,121 If they do, the rest will follow, 1351 01:15:49,145 --> 01:15:52,592 and we'll end up broke and in prison. 1352 01:15:52,616 --> 01:15:54,193 What are you talking about, prison? 1353 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:55,661 Hey, hey. No, no. 1354 01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:57,196 It's all right. It's all right. 1355 01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:58,764 Preston? 1356 01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:00,733 Anyone want the last pink wafer? 1357 01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:02,602 So, what do we do? 1358 01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:05,137 Well, the only chance we've got 1359 01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:10,009 is for everyone to stay absolutely silent. 1360 01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:14,479 From now on, no one says anything to anyone, okay? 1361 01:16:14,503 --> 01:16:16,081 If we can all do that, 1362 01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:18,918 then there's just a chance this story'll blow itself out 1363 01:16:18,942 --> 01:16:22,487 and we could quietly get on with the rest of our lives. 1364 01:16:22,511 --> 01:16:24,147 Quietly's good. 1365 01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:28,184 I like quietly. 1366 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:30,630 He's a weirdo. I know. 1367 01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:32,297 I told you there was something weird. 1368 01:16:32,321 --> 01:16:35,091 Hey, you know what else we could all do quietly, don't you? 1369 01:16:36,793 --> 01:16:39,138 Oh, that is just what we need. Another biscuit. 1370 01:16:39,162 --> 01:16:43,643 We could all really quietly spend some of this lovely money. 1371 01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:47,512 Oh, my God. 1372 01:16:47,536 --> 01:16:50,449 No, no, no. 1373 01:16:50,473 --> 01:16:52,317 What? Why not? 1374 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:54,586 Because it's like we've robbed a bank. 1375 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:58,257 And the one thing any robber with even half a brain knows... 1376 01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,826 Is never spend the money too soon. He's right. 1377 01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:04,196 Exactly. It just draws attention to yourself. 1378 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:06,198 Look, if we wanna get away with this, 1379 01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:10,202 we're just gonna have to wait till everything dies down. 1380 01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:14,539 No more talk about the money till I say so. 1381 01:17:14,563 --> 01:17:17,542 Uh, when did your say so become so much more important 1382 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:20,770 than, say, my say so? 1383 01:18:00,409 --> 01:18:02,121 Who is it? 1384 01:18:02,145 --> 01:18:05,090 Hello. 1385 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:07,259 Wait a minute. 1386 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,396 Hi. 1387 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:13,632 Hey. Hi there. 1388 01:18:13,656 --> 01:18:17,536 Thank you. Hi, I'm Amber Fuentes from Channel Five News, 1389 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:22,141 and, um, we are looking for a Harvey Jarrold 1390 01:18:22,165 --> 01:18:24,910 and we feel that he may live somewhere around here. 1391 01:18:24,934 --> 01:18:27,146 Uh, oh, Harvey. Yeah. 1392 01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:28,814 I'll see if he's available. Okay? 1393 01:18:28,838 --> 01:18:31,751 Well, maybe we could wait inside. 1394 01:18:31,775 --> 01:18:34,086 Oh, come on. 1395 01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:37,757 Oh, you stupid idiots. 1396 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:49,926 Slimy bastards. 1397 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,335 Gary. 1398 01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:07,410 Gary? 1399 01:19:10,646 --> 01:19:12,015 Gary? 1400 01:19:13,549 --> 01:19:14,918 Gary? 1401 01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:22,134 There you are. Gary, you've got to help me. 1402 01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:24,937 I'm not talking to you, Ray. I'm not even looking at you. 1403 01:19:24,961 --> 01:19:27,406 Where have you been? 1404 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:28,607 Doing my laundry. 1405 01:19:28,631 --> 01:19:30,475 We're in real trouble here, Gary. Shoes. 1406 01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:33,236 Sorry, sorry. 1407 01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:47,092 Are you listening now? What? 1408 01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:49,385 The press have found Harvey. 1409 01:19:52,088 --> 01:19:53,966 Now I'm in the middle of God knows where, 1410 01:19:53,990 --> 01:19:56,535 hiding out like a cheap goddamn crook. 1411 01:19:56,559 --> 01:19:58,603 All because of that pile of horseshit 1412 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,639 you're peddling as my film. 1413 01:20:00,663 --> 01:20:03,408 Now you get rid of that bitch within 48 hours. 1414 01:20:03,432 --> 01:20:05,444 And if any other reporters show up, 1415 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:09,072 I'm gonna blow the fucking whistle on all of your asses. 1416 01:20:11,774 --> 01:20:13,218 Bastards. 1417 01:20:13,242 --> 01:20:16,121 - You were busted. - Yeah. 1418 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:19,424 So, effectively, the game was up. 1419 01:20:19,448 --> 01:20:22,251 There was only one thing I could do. 1420 01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:24,487 Kill yourself. 1421 01:20:25,922 --> 01:20:27,232 Well, no. No, no. 1422 01:20:27,256 --> 01:20:28,433 No. 1423 01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:30,502 He's offering us what? 1424 01:20:30,526 --> 01:20:32,671 An exclusive interview. 1425 01:20:32,695 --> 01:20:34,539 With the cameraman who shot the... 1426 01:20:34,563 --> 01:20:36,365 Actual footage. 1427 01:20:38,902 --> 01:20:41,104 Clear the schedules. 1428 01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:45,350 But how were you going to get an interview 1429 01:20:45,374 --> 01:20:47,944 from a guy who didn't wanna be interviewed? 1430 01:20:59,788 --> 01:21:02,134 What about him? 1431 01:21:02,158 --> 01:21:03,893 No, not old enough. 1432 01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:10,442 Hey, look. That guy. 1433 01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:11,867 No, not right. 1434 01:21:14,337 --> 01:21:15,604 What about him? 1435 01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:25,057 Excuse me? How'd you like to make $500 1436 01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:27,126 and have a night in a clean hotel room? 1437 01:21:27,150 --> 01:21:29,261 What do I have to do? 1438 01:21:29,285 --> 01:21:33,565 Oh. Uh, just learn these lines 1439 01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:36,459 and say them in front of a camera. 1440 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:42,574 "During the Second World War I was a combat photo... 1441 01:21:42,598 --> 01:21:46,211 "Photographer for the United States Air Force. 1442 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,680 A few... A few months after getting..." 1443 01:21:48,704 --> 01:21:50,882 Whoa, whoa. Sorry, I'm trying to do this. 1444 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:52,317 Too much, I know. 1445 01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:55,054 "... flown to an air base I had never heard of. 1446 01:21:55,078 --> 01:21:58,623 An air base that turned out to be Roswell." 1447 01:21:58,647 --> 01:22:00,225 Oh, no. 1448 01:22:00,249 --> 01:22:05,564 I was a combat photographer for the United States Air Force. 1449 01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,832 A few months after my return home from Europe, 1450 01:22:07,856 --> 01:22:13,272 I was rudely awakened in the early hours of the morning 1451 01:22:13,296 --> 01:22:15,240 and I was flown through the night 1452 01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:18,801 to an air base that, uh, I had never heard of. 1453 01:22:19,835 --> 01:22:23,182 An air base that turned out to be in... Ha. 1454 01:22:23,206 --> 01:22:24,783 ...Roswell, New Mexico. 1455 01:22:24,807 --> 01:22:26,952 Shit. 1456 01:22:26,976 --> 01:22:28,453 And there in Roswell, 1457 01:22:28,477 --> 01:22:32,715 I was ordered to film an autopsy being performed 1458 01:22:34,517 --> 01:22:37,729 on a wretched alien creature 1459 01:22:37,753 --> 01:22:41,666 apparently extracted from a crashed UFO. 1460 01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:44,136 Who the fuck is that? 1461 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:46,871 I'll, uh... I'll never forget it. 1462 01:22:46,895 --> 01:22:48,740 The stench was unbearable. 1463 01:22:48,764 --> 01:22:50,675 Although, I suppose, 1464 01:22:50,699 --> 01:22:52,944 we didn't smell that wonderful to them. 1465 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:56,982 Others of his like were in the back and... 1466 01:22:57,006 --> 01:22:59,018 This guy's good. 1467 01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:01,277 This guy's better than Harvey. 1468 01:23:04,913 --> 01:23:06,625 It turns out 1469 01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:08,627 he used to be an actor. 1470 01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:10,862 Yeah. 1471 01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:12,297 Perfect. 1472 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,566 He made movies with Lionel Barrymore in 1935, 1473 01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:17,102 then after that, he started drinking. 1474 01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:19,038 When we met him, he hadn't had an acting gig 1475 01:23:19,062 --> 01:23:21,673 in about 40 years. 1476 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:24,043 You're lucky. Very, very lucky. 1477 01:23:24,067 --> 01:23:26,311 You're very, very lucky. 1478 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:28,713 And there we were, sitting upstairs in my nan's house, 1479 01:23:28,737 --> 01:23:34,486 with 747,000 U.S. dollars in a pile like that. 1480 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:36,788 Bigger, even. Yeah, it was probably like that. 1481 01:23:36,812 --> 01:23:39,558 Mm. On my bed. 1482 01:23:39,582 --> 01:23:44,063 And one-seventh of it is yours. 1483 01:23:44,087 --> 01:23:47,666 Ninety-seven thousand dollars. 1484 01:23:47,690 --> 01:23:49,000 There you are, Gary. 1485 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,002 Merry Christmas. Ha-ha-ha! 1486 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,428 Thanks. 1487 01:23:55,098 --> 01:23:57,876 A seventh of 747,000 1488 01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:02,138 is about 106,700, Ray. 1489 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,273 Is it? 1490 01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:09,221 I know. I know. 1491 01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:11,223 Look, I had it all ready for you. Here. 1492 01:24:11,247 --> 01:24:12,957 Get out. Get out. 1493 01:24:12,981 --> 01:24:14,493 No, I did. I did. Yeah, right. 1494 01:24:14,517 --> 01:24:17,028 Oh, and you expect me to believe that? You picked it up. 1495 01:24:35,003 --> 01:24:36,605 You know what? 1496 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:41,052 I have just one more question. 1497 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:46,591 What was it that you actually saw on the film in Miami? 1498 01:24:46,615 --> 01:24:49,494 I mean, there's no way that it was an alien. 1499 01:24:49,518 --> 01:24:53,365 So, what was it that gave you the idea that started all this? 1500 01:24:53,389 --> 01:24:55,400 I told you no one ever believes me. 1501 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,669 Leave it. Leave it to me. You see, Morgan, 1502 01:24:57,693 --> 01:24:59,538 there's one tiny bit of the story 1503 01:24:59,562 --> 01:25:00,972 we haven't told you about yet. 1504 01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:14,219 It's the guy from the film lab. Yeah. 1505 01:25:14,243 --> 01:25:16,221 And according to him, 1506 01:25:16,245 --> 01:25:18,447 he'd managed to recover some of the image. 1507 01:25:19,682 --> 01:25:21,550 Right. 1508 01:25:48,944 --> 01:25:54,383 I was... I was a combat photographer 1509 01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:02,725 for the United States Air Corps. 1510 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,941 One night in 1947, 1511 01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:13,077 I was pulled out of bed 1512 01:26:13,101 --> 01:26:16,315 and flown for five hours 1513 01:26:16,339 --> 01:26:20,319 to an air base that I'd never heard of 1514 01:26:20,343 --> 01:26:25,757 where I was ordered to film this... 1515 01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,226 Film this... 1516 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:29,160 Film this... 1517 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:32,431 One night in 1947... 1518 01:26:32,455 --> 01:26:35,033 One night in 1947... 1519 01:26:35,057 --> 01:26:38,337 ...to an air base that I'd never heard of... 1520 01:27:19,368 --> 01:27:20,869 Told you. 1521 01:27:27,310 --> 01:27:28,920 You know something? 1522 01:27:28,944 --> 01:27:31,246 I don't think I can go through this again. 1523 01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:34,726 Me neither. 1524 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:09,461 That was 10 years ago. 1525 01:28:09,485 --> 01:28:11,563 And this has never been exposed? 1526 01:28:11,587 --> 01:28:13,732 This has never come up? The world doesn't know this? 1527 01:28:13,756 --> 01:28:15,400 - No. Until now. - Until now. 1528 01:28:15,424 --> 01:28:17,936 So the film 1529 01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,304 is still there, right? 1530 01:28:19,328 --> 01:28:21,964 Yeah. Mm-hm. 1531 01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:26,210 Well, let's go get it. 1532 01:28:26,234 --> 01:28:29,247 Michael? 1533 01:28:29,271 --> 01:28:32,817 Getting it is exactly what we're gonna do, Morgan, 1534 01:28:32,841 --> 01:28:36,355 just as soon as you sign this brief deal memo. 1535 01:29:01,637 --> 01:29:03,582 I thought you birds was good at multitasking. 1536 01:29:03,606 --> 01:29:04,983 I am good at multitasking. 1537 01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:07,610 I manage to walk and talk and live with you. 1538 01:29:16,318 --> 01:29:19,698 Sorry, uh, it's just instinct. 1539 01:29:19,722 --> 01:29:22,567 Looks good though. First civilian reaction. 1540 01:29:25,961 --> 01:29:29,097 I'll, uh... I'll never forget it. 1541 01:29:30,433 --> 01:29:32,477 Fucking guy doesn't even look like me. 1542 01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:39,551 One can't help but wonder what there is out there. 1543 01:29:48,984 --> 01:29:51,086 Maybe we both should have a cigarette. 1544 01:29:52,154 --> 01:29:53,965 Eh? 1545 01:29:57,593 --> 01:29:59,938 Would you like a biscuit? No, I'm not hungry. 1546 01:30:08,871 --> 01:30:12,150 Well, as it rolled out around the world, 1547 01:30:12,174 --> 01:30:14,786 one of the things that kind of came back to haunt us, 1548 01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:17,489 but was quite entertaining, was that the cameraman 1549 01:30:17,513 --> 01:30:19,390 who sold it to Ray originally... Oh, yeah. 1550 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:22,794 ...he very much had a view that Ray was a foreigner, 1551 01:30:22,818 --> 01:30:24,095 and that selling it to him, 1552 01:30:24,119 --> 01:30:25,797 that's the last he'd ever hear of it. 1553 01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:55,967 Ray, bless his heart, would sell anything 1554 01:34:55,991 --> 01:34:59,003 that he felt would turn a profit. 1555 01:34:59,027 --> 01:35:01,539 That's not entirely true. Including... Not... 1556 01:35:01,563 --> 01:35:02,841 That's not entirely true. 1557 01:35:02,865 --> 01:35:04,475 That is true. Most unfair. 1558 01:35:04,499 --> 01:35:07,601